What you see

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

– "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

– Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

– "What does that tell you?"

Watson pondered for a minute.

– "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

– "Watson, you idiot. Some bastard has stolen our tent."